YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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