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She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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