We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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