u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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