ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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