We're facebook friends in real life
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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