Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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