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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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