By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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