im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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