Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Do vagina's smell?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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