so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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