He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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