I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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