i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize
