There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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