he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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