In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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