You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
