Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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