I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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