normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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