I can't breathe out the right side of my face
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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