I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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