he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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