At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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