i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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