I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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