I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you still have your period?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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