Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
