This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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