Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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