you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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