I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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