Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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