Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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