Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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