im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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