butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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