He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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