8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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