No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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