Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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