3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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