i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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