hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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