I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
