he puts the penis in happiness.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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