He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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