: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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