yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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