We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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