i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
We got so high we made milksteak
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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