Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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