I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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