In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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